Kucing Gatal Speaks

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Dancing in the Rain is Just Not On!

Kucing Gatal has never danced in the rain with someone special. Listen up, anyone who thinks that is a sexy and romantic thing to do, think again! First of all, you're going to get WET. Think wet, limp hair, nothing sexy about that at all. All those movies you see, where the actress looks gorgeous even while her hair is plastered down by the relentless raindrops, is NOT REAL. Make up artists can do wonders, ok? In real life, you will look like a drowned rat. And you'll be too busy blinking those blasted raindrops out of your eyes to manage a sultry look at whoever's gazing at you.

Second of all, you're going to get COLD. Chattering teeth is not a turn on. And your limbs will soon be too stiff for you to do any suggestive swaying. Instead, you'll look like a retarded robot trying to do the lambada. So do yourselves and your image a favour, dash for cover as soon as the first raindrops fall.

Some men are real perverts. Correction: MOST men are real perverts. The only reason they want you standing in the rain is the hope of seeing your nipples through your blouse. And they're probably doing this while huddled under some shelter.

If the man is a gentleman, he may offer you a jacket. If you're lucky, he'll offer you his shirt, in which case you get to gaze on that luscious torso of his (assuming he is a looker. If he resembles John Goodman/Michael Jackson, run for your life the minute his hands move to his buttons).

Hmm, Kucing Gatal now has images of James Marsden with his shirt off... drenched in the rain ... ooh la la. The wet look suits men so much more, don't you think? Ladies, if you know any good looking men, make sure you hang out with them on rainy days, ok ... find any excuse to get them drenched! Spill something on your blouse and make him give you his shirt, if you have to. If you're really gatal, just rip your blouse surreptitiously, flash him a bit of boob, then tell him sweetly that you're freezing and need his shirt. Just remember, you yourself MUST stay out of the rain.

Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out, with a contented Meow.

3 Comments:

  • When Gene Kelly started dancing in the rain, acid rain had yet to come and he danced alone.
    As for the nipples showing, bra should take care of that. Avoid hangovers, wear a bra.

    By Blogger Bustaman, at June 29, 2005 11:09 AM  

  • Hello, sexy senior citizen! Gene Kelly is male, so it's ok for him. Plus dancing alone in the rain nowadays will get you some mighty strange stares.

    As for the bra, some bras are so lacy and thin that the nipples still show through .... to be on the safe side, you should wear bras with thick padding, no? But then one would no longer be sexy ;)

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at June 29, 2005 11:19 AM  

  • thick padded bras are a NO NOOOoooOOOOOO! You dont wanna end up looking like a trojan warrior now do we? :P

    By Blogger thefirstChristmas, at June 29, 2005 7:38 PM  

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