Kucing Gatal Speaks

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Man Wanted

Kucing Gatal is bored out of her mind. If only a man would drop out of the sky into my warm welcoming lap ... not just any man, has to be intelligent, cute and well-mannered. Not asking for much, am I?

Men should come with built in microchips, and all women should have a gadget that automatically reads their masculinity, intelligence and wit. All you have to do is wave the gadget over the man's head (the one above the neck, you dirty-minded reader) and the reading appears. Voila! Saves you the trouble of dating them then dumping them when you discover they're intellectually challenged or don't measure up in bed.

Tea time now. Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a greedy Meow.

5 Comments:

  • what u planning on making us ur slave isit...plus wheres the thrill in that...

    By Blogger devilwitattitude, at June 29, 2005 3:31 PM  

  • Oh, it would be very thrilling for me ;)

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at June 29, 2005 4:02 PM  

  • you're welcome to wave your gadget over my head any time.. lol *grins*

    well i guess it works both ways y'know. us guys need one too as well... to sniff out the schizos and the nutcases.. bleh

    By Blogger seth.frostheart, at June 29, 2005 5:27 PM  

  • I'm intelligent, cute and well-mannered. :P

    Dropped by from PPS, and finding your blog an interesting read...

    By Blogger Lao Chen, at June 29, 2005 7:34 PM  

  • Frostheart: Bless your little heart, Kucing Gatal may take you up on that offer some day, once that gadget has been invented ;)

    Tan Yee Wei: Hmm... not to mention perasan, eh? Just kidding. I've got to take your word for it. Don't know which one is you in the photo on your blog, the kicker or the kickee? Also, your fascination with sharp knives scares me. This Kucing hasn't been fixed... and talk of chopping this and that with the sharpest knife makes me uncomfortable. Meowwww!

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at June 30, 2005 7:14 AM  

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