Man Wanted

Kucing Gatal is bored out of her mind. If only a man would drop out of the sky into my warm welcoming lap ... not just any man, has to be intelligent, cute and well-mannered. Not asking for much, am I?

Men should come with built in microchips, and all women should have a gadget that automatically reads their masculinity, intelligence and wit. All you have to do is wave the gadget over the man's head (the one above the neck, you dirty-minded reader) and the reading appears. Voila! Saves you the trouble of dating them then dumping them when you discover they're intellectually challenged or don't measure up in bed.

Tea time now. Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a greedy Meow.