Kucing Gatal Speaks

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

To Shave or Not To Shave ..... Down There ...

Kucing Gatal was presented with a problem today. A close friend asked, "To shave or not to shave?" This friend is a pretty gal, and has many guys after her. She doesn't have a steady boyfriend at the moment but is playing the padang, so to speak. Anyway, the current guy she is "seeing" is a bit boring in bed, according to her. She wants to spice up their sex life.

Now, this friend has done some pretty funny stuff in the past, but never shaved down there. The both of us have talked about it, even discussing if we should go for Brazilian waxes, but Kucing Gatal is an enemy of pain and so decided against it. "No gang no fun lah," my friend said, tossing the idea away too.

Now she is toying with the idea again. Having seen shaved pubes, and hearing that many guys love the sensation, she wants to go bald, but is afraid the guy she's seeing may freak out and run.

"He's not exactly a great catch, but he is quite sweet and showers me with presents regularly," she explained. Yeah, a bit materialistic, but hey, at least she's trying to do something for him.

"How, kucing ... shave or not?" she kept asking me. Finally I gave her my answer. Kucing Gatal's sage advice is to shave a bit first, and see what his reaction is like. Also, leave some pictures of naked girls with shaved pubes lying around, and see what he says. If he drools at the pics, then go for it. But if he cringes and generally reacts negatively, then abandon the idea at once.

She was very pleased with this advice, and will report the results to me soon.

Now Kucing Gatal's head is all puffed up, and very confident that she can dispense helpful advice to anyone. So this is an invitation to you people out there, to share your problems with the wise Kucing, and good advice shall be forthcoming. I want to be your Agony Aunt .... or Makcik Derita if you prefer.

Send your problems to kucing_gatal@hotmail.com or simply post them in the comments section. Anonymity assured!

Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with an eager Meow.

9 Comments:

  • that's it lah. hahaha. u put up ur email, you kill off ur comment page. all the gatal guys will be emailing u now.

    let's see..which email shall i use..

    By Blogger torment, at June 29, 2005 9:31 PM  

  • LOL. I couldn't help but fwd ur this post let my friends read...

    Interesting conversation u had with ur friend, weh!

    By Blogger narrowband, at June 29, 2005 10:53 PM  

  • Torment: Hmm, the wise Kucing hasn't received any mail yet, perhaps there are no gatal guys around ;)

    Narrowband: Thanks, glad you liked it. But it is a problem many girls face, sometimes the boyfriend/husband/ girlfriend(!) likes it, so they do it. Tiba-tiba they break up, and what happens if the next boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't like it? Got to wait for it to grow out lah. Itchy you know! Anyway, to each his own :)

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at June 30, 2005 7:04 AM  

  • What are you guys talking about?

    By Blogger jamil, at June 30, 2005 8:09 AM  

  • As a member of the male of the species me says a bald smooth pussy is just as much as turn on to look at, imagine, as it is a tactile sensation. I'd say go for it IF:
    1) your partner is willing to go bold as well (tried that?)
    2) you are willing to put up with the itchiness afterwards. Unless, of course, you stay committed to the cause and stay botak.

    By Blogger Bent Pacifist, at June 30, 2005 8:46 AM  

  • i guess just as long as its not one of those 70s "xanadu" soundtracked porn film exploding crotch bush? *chuckles*

    but personally, keeping it short/crew cut would be excellent. i'm mighty fine with a pair of scissors myself... shall i offer my services then? *grins*

    By Blogger seth.frostheart, at June 30, 2005 12:21 PM  

  • Jamil: You really can't figure it out?

    Bent Pacifist: Will let you know how my friend's situation turns out ;) Hopefully bald IS beautiful to the guy.

    FrostHeart: Kucing Gatal has never watched a 70s "xanadu" soundtracked porn film, preferring modern ones ;) Hmmm, while your offer is tempting, someone else has already offered their services: one Mr Gillette. He seems to be doing a good job for now. As and when Kucing decides to change "hairstyles" and go with a crewcut, you will be contacted, ok?

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at June 30, 2005 1:02 PM  

  • A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
    Tell your friend that.

    By Blogger Bustaman, at June 30, 2005 4:43 PM  

  • i like it clean shaven. easy to eat up.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 18, 2006 10:49 PM  

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