The Great Penis Mission

Kucing Gatal is about to embark on a mission, following a discussion with a friend last night.

As usual, the discussion centred around our favourite topic - men. To be more precise, men's equipment.

"Eh, kucing, I heard that the size of men's feet correspond to the size of their batang. Betul ke ni?"
"I dunno lah, I also heard this before, but never really dwelled on it."
"You never checked ke, with all those ex-es of yours?"
"No lah, the last thing on my mind when I'm rolling around in ecstacy with them was their feet size. Anyway, when you're horizontal, can't really see or measure. Takkan I want to stop him and say wait ah, I want to check something, then measure!"
"I wonder if it's true lah ... if it is, I will only go out with guys with large feet."

I've heard of this size thing, but never really bothered checking it out. But now I'm curious, and want to conduct some research to prove/disprove this theory.

So Kucing Gatal is embarking on a mission:
Mission To Prove If Shoe Size Is a Reliable Indicator Of Penis Size.

Of course, I need your help.

Men, if you would be so kind, please tell me if your penis measures up to your feet (flaccid and erect sizes required for better results) Don't cheat ok! If I'm suspicious, I may want to verify it for myself :P

Women, if you could covertly (or openly if your jantan doesn't mind) measure his feet and penis, both flaccid and erect, this will help to balance out the results (because women are more honest).

If you're shy and don't want to display your size in the comments box, email me instead (kucing_gatal@hotmail.com). Confidentiality assured.

Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a measured Meow.