Kucing Gatal Speaks

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

The Great Penis Mission

Kucing Gatal is about to embark on a mission, following a discussion with a friend last night.

As usual, the discussion centred around our favourite topic - men. To be more precise, men's equipment.

"Eh, kucing, I heard that the size of men's feet correspond to the size of their batang. Betul ke ni?"
"I dunno lah, I also heard this before, but never really dwelled on it."
"You never checked ke, with all those ex-es of yours?"
"No lah, the last thing on my mind when I'm rolling around in ecstacy with them was their feet size. Anyway, when you're horizontal, can't really see or measure. Takkan I want to stop him and say wait ah, I want to check something, then measure!"
"I wonder if it's true lah ... if it is, I will only go out with guys with large feet."

I've heard of this size thing, but never really bothered checking it out. But now I'm curious, and want to conduct some research to prove/disprove this theory.

So Kucing Gatal is embarking on a mission:
Mission To Prove If Shoe Size Is a Reliable Indicator Of Penis Size.

Of course, I need your help.

Men, if you would be so kind, please tell me if your penis measures up to your feet (flaccid and erect sizes required for better results) Don't cheat ok! If I'm suspicious, I may want to verify it for myself :P

Women, if you could covertly (or openly if your jantan doesn't mind) measure his feet and penis, both flaccid and erect, this will help to balance out the results (because women are more honest).

If you're shy and don't want to display your size in the comments box, email me instead (kucing_gatal@hotmail.com). Confidentiality assured.

Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a measured Meow.


  • It's not exactly the size ler. ALMOST maybe ler. I didn't really measure but agak-agak-ed only. He wears a size 12 shoes btw, definitely not as long as that =P

    By Anonymous S-Kay, at July 27, 2005 10:14 AM  

  • are u trying to be SPG of malaysia

    By Blogger devilwitattitude, at July 27, 2005 10:59 AM  

  • depends; sometimes I get so damn hard and turn on I amaze myself with the lenght of my ..... and in my heart I tell myself gosh I didn't I could grow that BIG :). I am wearing a size 10 by the way

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 27, 2005 11:08 AM  

  • u know what they say about men with big feet?


    big shoes. nothing more, nothing less.

    By Blogger KY, at July 27, 2005 11:33 AM  

  • S-Kay: So your man is almost a size 12? wow... hehehe.
    Devilwitattitude: Nope.
    Anonymous: When you say that BIG, does it mean you're bigger than a size 10?
    ky: That's exactly what I'm trying to prove here ;)

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at July 27, 2005 12:12 PM  

  • While you're at it why not measure a few other variables as well. For e.g. ask for height & I've heard that there is a relationship between an length of an erect penis & the distance between the forefinger & base of the palm.

    Ask for race too, to test the claim that ethnicity & length.

    Dammit, go all the way & come up with a survey form!

    I'll gladly offer my research experience.

    By Blogger Shag, at July 27, 2005 12:23 PM  

  • Alamak Shag, my research not so in-depth lah .... but I think maybe you're right, I add in the race bit.

    So gentlemen, please be kind enough to announce your race along with your length (only if you want to). I hear that Indian men very panjang, true ke?

    Shag, why not get the ball rolling? ;)

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at July 27, 2005 12:29 PM  

  • Wait...tonight I go check again...muaharhar...he better not know my purpose man!

    By Anonymous S-Kay, at July 27, 2005 12:51 PM  

  • o my....very the interesting la kucing. hehe...another thing u might wanna take into consideration is that even a from the tip of his pinky to the tip of his thumb (when the hand is strecthed out) can also determine size...not to mention the nose too. tebai ker nipis ker...? hehehe....good luck woman!! :)

    ps. the size matching the nose or the hand or the feett has got to do with da vinci's vitruvian man - the PERFECT man so to speak. :)

    By Blogger mistyeiz, at July 27, 2005 3:00 PM  

  • hm. i find that the size of his fingers in relation to the size of his body is more appropriate.

    had a boyfriend who was tall and large (now come to think of it, okay he was size 7, a tad too small for men his size). he has nice slender fingers, quite long and tapered. no, they didn't reflect his length (not long) nor girth (medium)

    now i have a skinny short boyfriend who is also a size 7, but he is yummily larger and longer *satisfied grin*
    his fingers are thick but not longish.

    er, i think i'm not helping at all. well, draw your own conclusions lah then.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 27, 2005 3:55 PM  

  • if Ernesto has the same girth and length of my foot than I wouldnt put in so much verbal effort would i!

    By Blogger Pantani's 2nd Cousin, at July 27, 2005 5:15 PM  

  • survey results:
    a) by race
    1- malay: between 3 to 5 inches
    2- chinese: between 3 to 5 inches
    3- indian/punjabi: between 3 to 8 inches
    4- mat salleh: between 4 to 9 inches
    5- middle eastern: between 4 to 9 inches

    b) by height: no relation to size of penis.. shorty of 5'3height has an erection of a 7-inch.. tall guy, height of 6'5 has erection of a 5-inch

    c) by shoe size, fingers, nose and even size of a man's forehead: no relation also... ada yg hidung besar dan mancung, tapi anu-nya kecik..ceh, misleading betul! :P

    By Anonymous Ms Survey, at July 27, 2005 6:50 PM  

  • KucingGatal,

    And once you are done with that, mind doing a similar consensus/survey on women's private part as well. Now that I can contribute to :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 28, 2005 2:57 AM  

  • Hmmm preliminary results seem to indicate no link between shoe size and penis size. So far no one told me their race either, so we'll have to rely on ms survey's comment as "truth". Thanks Ms Survey! I didn't know Middle Eastern also feature in the panjang category. Must check it out personally ;)

    S-Kay: Any luck last night?
    TheRoadie: Ernesto????
    Anonymous (last commentor): A survey on men's batang is easy to conduct, but women's one? What kind of survey are you talking about? How big ke? Or how hairy? Or how wet? Too abstract lah, so no go.

    My next survey is coming up soon, please participate :)

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at July 28, 2005 9:11 AM  

  • cannot measure women's anu-la!!! how...? if a baby can go through...what somemore a tiny thing (compared to a baby that is) like a man's anu? right? :) definitely a no go.

    By Blogger mistyeiz, at July 28, 2005 10:49 AM  

  • Well when i said big I didn't know i could grow that BIG .. i didn't measure if it is bigger then size 10 or not .. but I believe "it" please ahem ahem..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 28, 2005 2:57 PM  

  • Hahahaha!!!! KG...guess what? Ahemz...I conducted my lil experiment and it seems that the length of my man's penis is exactly the length from his thumb to his pinky finger. You know, the hand signal for phone? But make sure he didn't purposedly stretch his pinky and his thumb lah.

    By Anonymous S-Kay, at July 28, 2005 4:29 PM  

  • Oh, btw, he's Malay + Chinese and Ms. Survey is right, coz he measures around 5 inch if not more. And it is true that middle eastern guys damn panjang. A friend confirmed that.

    I sure hope Mr.BF doesn't bump into this entry and see me giving out his size wehhhh...LOL

    By Anonymous S-Kay, at July 28, 2005 4:31 PM  

  • malay, 5'4, shoes 7 1/2, length 6 inches, thicknes abt 2 inches. boleh pengsan lo kalau besar lagi.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 28, 2005 6:13 PM  

  • Hmm, so shoe size is out, but maybe the thumb to pinky length could be an indicator. Guys, quickly whip out your tool and check, is this true or not?

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at July 28, 2005 6:32 PM  

  • The important thing here is what does the 'kuching' prefer? Have you tried all races?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 28, 2005 10:19 PM  

  • hahaha!! TOLD you.....thumb to pinky works


    By Blogger mistyeiz, at July 29, 2005 8:53 AM  

  • i always thought its the length u get when u do the L shape with ur thumb and index finger?

    By Blogger bob kobein, at August 01, 2005 2:03 PM  

  • Hmmm

    Can't see the correlation...maybe because of impending senility. I think I once knew a man in my kampong with just one leg but who managed to have seven children.I heard his wife calling him satu kaki. Therein with only one leg the probable length would be one foot or "satu kaki".Now I'm really confused.

    By Blogger Laguhati, at August 01, 2005 5:22 PM  

  • a malay, wearing a size 8 1/2 UK, lil mr fireman goes about 7 1/2 inch and the L hand bit is quite true tho.

    By Anonymous Anonymouse, at August 03, 2005 11:58 AM  

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