Kucing Gatal Speaks

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Stressed at work? Dial a BJ!

I was bored today so I thought up a new business idea: blowjobs at work.

I call it 'Work Perk'. The tagline? Blowjobs, for when your job blows.

I can picture the ads now: "Does your work suck? Ours does ... literally!" Or something along those lines. Creative minds, do your best!

I'm the boss so I won't be doing the work myself of course. That will be the job of my underlings.

Think about it, it's REAL stress relief ;) I'll definitely get rich from this scheme of mine. If only it were legal ...

Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a business-y Meow.

22 Comments:

  • Any customer focus group sampling exercises?

    Pls be sure to post updates so we could ensure you get the best trial candidates :)

    By Blogger Keropok, at July 17, 2006 12:01 PM  

  • Camni pun boleh ke? ;)

    By Blogger plink, at July 18, 2006 2:56 AM  

  • Keropok: No focus group sampling, only one-on-one trials. You interested?

    Plink: Of course boleh. Malaysia boleh, KG's harebrained schemes pun boleh! How are you, little plink? Long time no see. Khabar baik?

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at July 18, 2006 4:04 AM  

  • Name time and place.

    I'll make sure the candidate's protein intake and hygiene is on song!

    By Blogger Keropok, at July 18, 2006 11:22 AM  

  • that is a WICKED idea. :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 18, 2006 11:24 AM  

  • Keropok: Who do you have in mind?
    Anonymous: I know ;)

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at July 18, 2006 6:17 PM  

  • KG... enquire within. Send e-mail with description of the tester and overview of related skill sets / competencies.

    By Blogger Keropok, at July 19, 2006 6:51 PM  

  • Khabar baiik...!

    You know, KG, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I said you could be the next big thing.

    This is even better.... *evilgrin*

    By Blogger plink, at July 20, 2006 4:10 AM  

  • * raising my hand with a grin smile *

    By Blogger william wilstroth, at July 20, 2006 8:22 AM  

  • Any updates on the venture?
    No testers required? :)

    By Blogger Keropok, at July 21, 2006 3:11 PM  

  • Keropok: Name the place and time.
    Plink: Good plan huh! Which company will hire me first, you think?
    William: Let's talk business, baby!

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at July 21, 2006 5:42 PM  

  • Wahlau! Dahsyat business plan wei.... :P

    By Anonymous yvy, at July 27, 2006 2:23 AM  

  • Wait....are there services offered for women as well?

    By Anonymous Grins, at July 31, 2006 9:58 AM  

  • meee owwwww!

    By Blogger Wong Ah Beng, at August 03, 2006 10:00 PM  

  • Yvy: Emails have started pouring in ;)
    Grins: Well, it's a bit harder to please women. Let's test how the male service goes first.
    Wong AB: Meee owwww to you too.

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at August 06, 2006 4:41 PM  

  • off course u need more than 1 "one-to-one" trial to draw the effectiveness of the business plan. so where do i sign up? heh heh

    By Anonymous tareh, at August 08, 2006 9:01 AM  

  • sounds good, i can join venture? hehheeh

    By Blogger Guzz Skywalker, at August 15, 2006 4:55 PM  

  • This kucing has been silent for too long.

    By Blogger Keropok, at August 15, 2006 6:27 PM  

  • Tareh: Plans are still being finalised, I'll keep you on the shortlist for now.

    GuzzSkywalker: Cannot, this is my business alone :P I want all the profits. But you can invest in it if you like!

    Keropok: Nothing interesting to blog about.

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at August 18, 2006 5:40 AM  

  • guys get the pleasure and gurls have sore mouth.

    i'll pass.

    besides, blowjob is a crime. try read the Penal Code (kanun keseksaan).

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