Stressed at work? Dial a BJ!
I was bored today so I thought up a new business idea: blowjobs at work.
I call it 'Work Perk'. The tagline? Blowjobs, for when your job blows.
I can picture the ads now: "Does your work suck? Ours does ... literally!" Or something along those lines. Creative minds, do your best!
I'm the boss so I won't be doing the work myself of course. That will be the job of my underlings.
Think about it, it's REAL stress relief ;) I'll definitely get rich from this scheme of mine. If only it were legal ...
Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a business-y Meow.
I call it 'Work Perk'. The tagline? Blowjobs, for when your job blows.
I can picture the ads now: "Does your work suck? Ours does ... literally!" Or something along those lines. Creative minds, do your best!
I'm the boss so I won't be doing the work myself of course. That will be the job of my underlings.
Think about it, it's REAL stress relief ;) I'll definitely get rich from this scheme of mine. If only it were legal ...
Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a business-y Meow.
posted by Kucing Gatal at
7:15 PM
21 Comments:
Any customer focus group sampling exercises?
Pls be sure to post updates so we could ensure you get the best trial candidates :)
By
Keropok, at July 17, 2006 12:01 PM
Camni pun boleh ke? ;)
By
plink, at July 18, 2006 2:56 AM
Keropok: No focus group sampling, only one-on-one trials. You interested?
Plink: Of course boleh. Malaysia boleh, KG's harebrained schemes pun boleh! How are you, little plink? Long time no see. Khabar baik?
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Kucing Gatal, at July 18, 2006 4:04 AM
Name time and place.
I'll make sure the candidate's protein intake and hygiene is on song!
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Keropok, at July 18, 2006 11:22 AM
that is a WICKED idea. :)
By
Anonymous, at July 18, 2006 11:24 AM
Keropok: Who do you have in mind?
Anonymous: I know ;)
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Kucing Gatal, at July 18, 2006 6:17 PM
KG... enquire within. Send e-mail with description of the tester and overview of related skill sets / competencies.
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Keropok, at July 19, 2006 6:51 PM
Khabar baiik...!
You know, KG, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind when I said you could be the next big thing.
This is even better.... *evilgrin*
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plink, at July 20, 2006 4:10 AM
* raising my hand with a grin smile *
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william wilstroth, at July 20, 2006 8:22 AM
Any updates on the venture?
No testers required? :)
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Keropok, at July 21, 2006 3:11 PM
Keropok: Name the place and time.
Plink: Good plan huh! Which company will hire me first, you think?
William: Let's talk business, baby!
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Kucing Gatal, at July 21, 2006 5:42 PM
Wahlau! Dahsyat business plan wei.... :P
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Anonymous, at July 27, 2006 2:23 AM
Wait....are there services offered for women as well?
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Anonymous, at July 31, 2006 9:58 AM
meee owwwww!
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Wong Ah Beng, at August 03, 2006 10:00 PM
Yvy: Emails have started pouring in ;)
Grins: Well, it's a bit harder to please women. Let's test how the male service goes first.
Wong AB: Meee owwww to you too.
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Kucing Gatal, at August 06, 2006 4:41 PM
off course u need more than 1 "one-to-one" trial to draw the effectiveness of the business plan. so where do i sign up? heh heh
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Anonymous, at August 08, 2006 9:01 AM
sounds good, i can join venture? hehheeh
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Guzz, at August 15, 2006 4:55 PM
This kucing has been silent for too long.
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Keropok, at August 15, 2006 6:27 PM
Tareh: Plans are still being finalised, I'll keep you on the shortlist for now.
GuzzSkywalker: Cannot, this is my business alone :P I want all the profits. But you can invest in it if you like!
Keropok: Nothing interesting to blog about.
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Kucing Gatal, at August 18, 2006 5:40 AM
guys get the pleasure and gurls have sore mouth.
i'll pass.
besides, blowjob is a crime. try read the Penal Code (kanun keseksaan).
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Anonymous, at November 21, 2006 11:38 AM
If you ever start such a business, let me know. I'll be a customer. I've had blowjobs at the office before, they are great.
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