Kucing Gatal Speaks

Friday, June 02, 2006

Lack of control on the morning train

One of my pet peeves is taking the train during peak hour. As we're all painfully aware, the LRT is jam packed and there's hardly any breathing space from 7 - 9 am or so. Add to that the kiasu attitude of many commuters and you're in for a very uncomfortable ride to work.

A couple of mornings ago I was as usual packed in like a sardine on a slow-moving train. I was holding on to one of the poles and there were people pressed up against each other, including me. I tried to create as much personal space as possible using my elbows and handbag but it really wasn't of much use. Each time we arrived at a different station, stubborn commuters would try to squeeze in, squashing us inside even more.

Anyway, a few minutes into my journey, I suddenly felt something against my back. Something hard. Hardening, in fact. It took me a few seconds to figure it out. Usually it's someone's backpack or umbrella, or once in a while, someone's arm so I was slow to react. But then I realised what it was, and turned around to give the pervert a piece of my mind, anticipating some mat gatal pretending to look the other way.

It turned out to be a young fellow in his teens. And he wasn't looking the other way. In fact, he looked directly at me as I turned, with the most apologetic look on his face. His eyes looked so kesian, like they were begging me to forgive him. It was as if he had no control over that part of him and it was happily reacting of its own free will to the effect of being rubbed up against yours truly's behind.

What to do in a situation like that? The guy was young, probably an innocent, couldn't control himself, but couldn't move away either. So I did the only thing I could. I positioned my handbag directly in the line of fire. That way there was no more body contact. I think the guy was super relieved that I didn't make a scene, he actually smiled at me. I quickly turned around and pretended nothing had happened. It may have looked a bit funny to other people, plus my handbag could have been picked, but I think it was better than the alternative.

Maybe the guy was a pervert and this was his modus operandi, but I prefer to believe in his innocence. Otherwise I'd just feel assaulted and violated. I'll keep a lookout for him on the trains again, and observe his behaviour. If he turns out to be a pervert after all, there will be consequences (and perhaps some violence, just to teach him a valuable lesson).

Has this happened to anyone else before? How did you react? Guys, how many of you have been in a similar situation, where you couldn't control your little brother in public? I'd love to hear how you dealt with the situation.

Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a rubbed-up-the-wrong-way Meow.


  • haha, the only reason i could think of when some guy can get it up when he is standing behind someone on a working day, rushing to the office in a superpacked train is that ... you in a bareback dress, looking hot, with perfume oozing into my nose ...

    beside this i cant think of any other reason my lil brother is up ...

    haha - maybe the bugger is having a morning erection la ... he needs to pee la ...

    By Blogger earl-ku, at June 02, 2006 2:27 PM  

  • A couple of days ago on the morning train, I was pressed up against a woman wearing a malay dress (the full length silky ones) in a pair of spoons configuration. She had some room in front of her but totally refused to move her butt despite my pants zipper being pressed up against her buttocks.

    There was no erection but it made for a potentially ackward situation! Everytime the train shook, which it does regularly, I'd have to excercise extreme mental control to avoid "the hardening".

    It probably occurs regularly on our trains. Just another hazard of the morning commute.

    By Anonymous shag, at June 02, 2006 3:02 PM  

  • Hahaha... well we are fast becoming japanese if you know what I mean

    By Blogger Inevitable, at June 02, 2006 3:17 PM  

  • i do it whenever i have the chance. i know you liked it kucing gatal.

    By Anonymous tintaperak7, at June 06, 2006 12:53 PM  

  • Hehehe!... In Tokyo its even worse!... like whut Inevitable said... we are fast becoming japanese... in the packed sense lah.. dunno about the perverted stuff....

    By Anonymous assmunchies, at June 07, 2006 10:47 PM  

  • wow weee kucing. u must be really hot or have a rather boincy soft bumbum. hehee

    By Anonymous tareh, at June 12, 2006 2:33 PM  

  • Tareh: I don't have a bouncy soft bumbum, I have a firm butt from all those clenching exercises ;)

    Assmunchies, Inevitable: I hope it never gets as bad as Japan!

    Tintaperak7: Good for you. What do you look like by the way?

    Shag: Quite strong willpower you have there!

    Earl-ku: Does it get hard when you need to pee? Is that true?

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at June 14, 2006 6:23 PM  

  • you want to know what i look like? why? I bet there are times that you just like the way a hard big part on your bumm.

    By Anonymous tintaperak7, at June 16, 2006 6:11 PM  

  • clenching exercise? kegel? hehe

    By Anonymous tareh, at June 18, 2006 4:26 PM  

  • oh dear. i know dis is like an 18sx blog somewat. but can tintaperak slurrs his pickup lines somewhere else? dis is so besides the point man.

    anyways, read ur blog once in a while kucing. managed to bring up a smile or two with your posts. cheers!

    By Blogger Daoh Darko, at June 24, 2006 2:22 PM  

  • Oh God...that happened to me before on a mini bus way back in the 80s. How to control la. at 15 your hormones are going haywire and x place to turn.

    the worse thing was she moved away and my erection was visible to all under my shorts. those days i wore underwear with the slit to pee (?). Little johnnie managed to wriggle its way out to see the world.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 02, 2006 6:19 PM  

  • I did a post loosely based on a story about this lady driving in a car and there was a sick joker jacking off on his motorbike. (http://thehustlerdiaries.blogspot.com/2006/06/free-entertainment-on-highway.html)


    By Blogger SleekBlackMercedes, at July 02, 2006 11:53 PM  

  • just move away. innocent or not, it's an inappropriate situation.

    but if things do get out of hand, just confront the perv, there are many good guys in there to help.
    RapidKL security will be more than happy to give a perv a sex education. hahah

    By Anonymous RapidKL Engineer, at September 25, 2006 2:20 PM  

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