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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Let's make it a happy 2007!

I don't make New Year resolutions for the simple reason that I try to improve myself throughout the year. I could have new resolutions in March or June or any other time of the year. Instead, what I normally do is make wishes on New Year's Day.

This year is no different.

My wishes for 2007:

1. People learn to respect other people's religions and beliefs and no one considers themselves superior. Whether you worship Allah or Jesus or Buddha or Krishna or Yahweh or a tree, everyone should respect your rights to your own beliefs. And no mixing of religion/race with politics.

2. People under 18 will not have sex. My dear children, you do not want to spend your teenage years handling unwanted consequences. Wait till you're at least 18, then go wild if you want. Because by then, your brain would (or at least should) have developed enough to understand that a baby is forever, and sexually-transmitted diseases are more common than you think. And whatever age you are, practise safe sex.

3. The Malaysian public develop manners overnight. There will be no more spitting or nose picking in public, cutting queues, road rage, rude gestures and so on. Everyone will be polite to each other and maintain cleanliness and orderliness ... but without our country actually becoming as sterile as a particular southern neighbour.

4. All the dumb Malaysian politicians get kicked out and replaced with intellectuals working towards the country's best interests. This would probably mean an overhaul of the entire Cabinet barring a handful of ministers. Unfortunately this seems to be the least likely wish to come true.

5. The Malaysian ringgit becomes much stronger, enabling us to travel and actually enjoy holidays without bankrupting ourselves. Oh, and house prices come down too.

So there you have it. My wish list for the year.

Those of you reading this, kindly contribute to Wish #3, ok? That's probably the only one under our control unless of course you're a politician or a horny under-18.

Happy New Year, everyone!

Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a brand new Meow for a brand new year.

6 Comments:

  • Hi Kucing,

    Am one of the greatest fan of ur blog.

    I need some advice & tips from u as am not sure who else to seek for help.

    Few weeks back, me & my fiance finally decided to hv sexual intercourse after collecting so much courage. Hee hee..am 26 & stil a virgin. I went over to his place and we prepared everything..after some foreplay actions we stripped down naked and got on the bed. As he was trying to penetrate me...i had this severe unexplainable pain. After the 2nd attempt, I told him to stop. Seriously, the pain was unbearable. I saw the sign frustration on his face but he was more concern with my situation at tht point time. I was bleeding a lil...so we decided to stop and went to sleep. Is this situation norm for a virgin? Does 1st penetration always hurts this badly?

    Pls Kucing help me...am so confused...

    Regards,
    Disappointed Virgin

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 08, 2007 5:47 PM  

  • i hope the value of ringgit can go up too. it's so frustrating to know that thousands of ringgit can only buy peanuts overseas.

    argh.

    i hope the govt is not too caught up with the "lower ringgit, more foreign investments" obsession. malaysians need to get out from their cocoon and see the world too!!!

    argh.

    and yes, katakan TAKNAK to dumb politicians who cant take constructive criticisms and/or make constructive suggestions.

    the list goes on.

    argh.

    By Blogger BroomHilda, at January 09, 2007 4:12 AM  

  • Disappointed virgin: For many women, virgins or otherwise, there is some pain during intercourse. It could be because they aren't ready when penetration occurs or they're not lubricated enough. Perhaps the man is too big, etc etc. Lots of things can contribute to the pain. For virgins, a common cause of pain is the hymen tearing. A little bit of bleeding is also normal for a virgin (at least that's to my understanding). I'm assuming that's what happened in your case.

    There are many medical websites out there that can provide better & more expert advice. Alternatively, you may want to see a gynaecologist if the pain persists from now on.

    Hope this helps!

    BroomHilda: You can fly on your broomstick and save on airfare what :P

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at January 10, 2007 5:41 AM  

  • u might want to know another 'kucing gatal' .... visit him here

    http://jamilkucingpondan.blogspot.com

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 13, 2007 9:22 PM  

  • Hiya Kucing

    Heres a mioaw from one kitty to another....

    i love reading your blog..its kinda like my life...well like what my life used to be...:O)

    Miao Miao

    Lil

    By Blogger Lilith Divine, at January 22, 2007 6:56 PM  

  • Dear Kucing,

    This tranny from Kamunting,
    Resolved this year to quit smoking,
    But he still roams the back alleys;
    Giving blokes the mouth lollys;
    "'Cos I never said I'd stop blowing."

    By Blogger LetterMan, at February 02, 2007 3:15 AM  

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