The Porn Identity

I have blogger's block. Been thinking and thinking of what to write, and nothing remotely intelligent or interesting comes to mind. Which surely provides you with a clue as to the quality of my mind (depraved as it is, I can't even come up with a hamsap topic this morning).

Anyway, I went surfing around and found a name generator thingy. Naturally, I had to try it out. Lo and behold:

Your Porn Star Name is: Nasty Thong

What the ...??! Nasty Thong? Who comes up with these names? I was expecting some exotic name like Sizzling Susan or Busty Brenda. Nasty Thong just sounds like some rapper's ho.

Thoroughly dissatisfied, I tried another site. The results were much better.

My new pornstar name, boys and girls, is Barbie Hardcore.

Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal @ Barbie Hardcore signing out with a porntastic Meow.

If you're at work and can't access these sites because of the word "porn" in the URL, try this site. Hope that works for you.

I will not be responsible if you get fired.