Kucing Gatal Speaks

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Search and you shall find

I like analysing the stats for my blog. I'm especially interested in the keywords people use to find my blog. The usual keywords include kucing and gatal (I am number 1 in the MSN Search results for the latter), but occasionally you get search requests like shaved men, slutty businesswomen, platonic friendship and blog lucah.

Last night, along with some quirky ones like "malaysia fake clothes" and "kaki sex", I found these two gems:
(1) How to be hygienically prepared for a lesbian sexual encounter
Some person from the USA used Google to search for this. I wonder whether my blog was of any help... I guess maybe the shaved post would be the closest thing.

(2) Bendover 7 porn
Someone from Belfast, Ireland searched for this using MSN. I was number 1 out of 888 results. I'm so proud ...

Till next time, this is Kucing Gatal signing out with a quirky Meow.


  • You're not the only one who derives pleasure from stat-watching, Kucing.

    My stats reveal much of the searches that my quirky visitors conduct prior to their arrival at my site: "black pepper chicken", "idiot", "evil women" amongst them. I had many more stranger ones from the past 2 years that I blogged, but unfortunately, I don't have the stats with me anymore. Bah.

    By Blogger xaph, at August 23, 2005 8:53 PM  

  • lol...bendover 7 porn???

    now i must check it out as well - how do u do that?? check to see what kind of key words would lead to ur blog?

    By Blogger mistyeiz, at August 24, 2005 8:59 AM  

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    By Blogger barty, at August 24, 2005 10:49 AM  

  • We work like a horse.
    We eat like a pig.
    We like to play chicken.
    You can get someone's goat.
    We can be as slippery as a snake.
    We get dog tired.
    We can be as quiet as a mouse.
    We can be as quick as a cat.
    Some of us are as strong as an ox.
    People try to buffalo others.
    Some are as ugly as a toad.
    We can be as gentle as a lamb.
    Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
    Some of us drink like a fish.
    We can be as proud as a peacock.
    A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
    You can get a frog in your throat.
    We can be a lone wolf.
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    Designer/Architect as well
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    Please remember to never
    restrict anyone's opportunities
    for ascertaining uninterrupted
    existence for their quintessence.

    There is a time for everything,
    a season for every activity
    under heaven. A time to be
    born and a time to die. A
    time to plant and a time to
    harvest. A time to kill and
    a time to heal. A time to
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    rebuild. A time to cry and
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    A time to embrace and a
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    search and a time to lose.
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    Best wishes for continued ascendancy,

    'Thought & Humor'

    P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
    that the common culture of my youth
    is gone for good. It was hollowed out
    by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
    then splintered beyond hope of repair
    by the emergence of the web-based
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    the broad-based offerings of the old
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    By Blogger 'Thought & Humor', at August 24, 2005 10:55 AM  

  • I'm just surfin the web checkin out blogs. Thanks

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 24, 2005 11:03 AM  

  • I have obviously attracted a lot of blog spam :(

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at August 24, 2005 5:01 PM  

  • Mistyeiz, if you have a stat tracker installed on your site, you should be able to log in and look at the search keywords that people use.

    I use statcounter, it's not bad at all!

    By Blogger Kucing Gatal, at August 24, 2005 5:09 PM  

  • I'm an ass head.

    By Blogger Unsane, at August 24, 2005 5:14 PM  

  • Thats pretty funny! At last a blog that's easy to read and draws you in on the first sentance. So many blogs are fully of self-obsessed drivell that no-one's interested in.

    Like mine.


    By Blogger David Bench, at August 24, 2005 5:41 PM  

  • ... :)

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at August 24, 2005 5:55 PM  

  • damn alot of spam wei... hahaha... but cool key words... will hv to check mine out later...

    By Blogger Shanker, at August 24, 2005 7:24 PM  

  • hhmmm..thanks KG. btw, u're being eaten alive by spam. why not activate the anti-spam in blogger? its under ur settings -> comments. u cant miss it. its a new feature. :)

    By Blogger mistyeiz, at August 25, 2005 11:51 AM  

  • I thought it's a weird hobby... so happy that someone also do the same, hehe..
    Kucing Gatal is by far the most famous talking cat I know in the net..

    By Blogger Butterflyn, at August 25, 2005 2:30 PM  

  • hahah damnit, blog spam. banyak gila.

    By Anonymous tarehgemuk, at August 25, 2005 3:53 PM  

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